FAQ: 401k Retirement Plan

One day, while sitting in my two story suburban house, I thought to myself, “I should really be sitting on the toilet right now.” So I amplified the jazz music, grabbed my nice electronics, my expensive bottle of wine and proceded to take my rightful seat on the toilet. There, I began repeating the phrase, “sitting on the tiolet” little did I know, I was being video taped by a rogue group of Serbian spies hired by the Russian filmmaker by the name of Mikhail Vladimirovich Dostoevsky for his documentry on rich white Americans entitled “The 1% and their quest for a better 401k” However my home security system picked up their presence and the CIA agents working for me were able to nuetrelize them and gain control of their cameras. When I had the tapes converted to blue ray so I could watch them at home, I was shocked at what they had filmed. This is what I saw
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